I'm the only one in Chicago that isn't a hardcore Pumpkins fan, as I'm constantly reminded- and even I'm trying to come up with alternate explanations. Maybe it's some sort of crappy artist/gifted artist mentorship. Maybe Corgan is teaching her to read? To correctly identify which food is chicken and which is fish? Maybe this is promo for an upcoming reality show: Eccentric Bald Man and the Moron.