When Kelly Clarkson was a young boy, her father took her into the city to see a marching band. He said, “Kelly Clarkson, when you grow up, will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?” Actually, none of this happened, at least as far as we know. But Kelly Clarkson is in interpreter of song, and today, she interpreted motherfucking “Welcome To The Black Parade,” baby!