The big story of Oscar night was, unfortunately, not about movies. It was about one man slapping another man to defend his wife’s honor. Right before Questlove accepted Best Documentary Feature for his excellent Summer Of Soul, Will Smith walked on stage and smacked Chris Rock, who’d just cracked a joke about Jada Pinkett-Smith’s hair. It was not something I ever imagined happening back in the late ’90s when Smith’s Big Willie Style hits and Rock’s “No Sex (In The Champagne Room)” were both staples of my MTV diet.